February 2010
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wow, I seriously don't give two fucks about the...
not one fuck even
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13 words not found in the English Language
howboutno:
demons:sisterspock:talosix:streamsofmoonlight:
1. Waldeinsamkeit (German): the feeling of being alone in the woods
2. Ilunga (Tshiluba, Congo): a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time
3. Taarradhin (Arabic): a way of resolving a problem without anyone losing face (not the same as our concept of a...
January 2010
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Our neighbor informed us that people have been...
We are famous.
lmao
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My children, the only true technology is nature. All the other forms of man-made...
– Wizards
Ralph Bakshi
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I remember a time when all I wore were flannel...
Unless it was a day I wore my sunflower babydoll dress and platform maryjanes.
I painted my nails black or orange or blue. I dyed my hair a different color everyday with kool-aid. I had three holes in my left ear, five in my right, and each of them had a different earing.
I remember when I had nothing to do all day but smoke a joint and listen to music. Somedays I would walk halfway across...
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The Best Divorce Letter Ever
kaitmarie:
heyitsmarieanj:
Dear Wifey, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good husband to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. But, these last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut, had...
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hpartist:
hahahahahahahaha what is this?
@ickynicky
aravensflight:
Your question is haunting my Tumblr. As many times as I delete the one from this morning, it respawns as soon as I go to my dashboard.
I have one that’s doing that on mine too! Wth is wrong with this place?
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When I was a kid you could buy lotion, soap, and...
When I had used up whatever was in them, I would put them in shoe boxes and cut out windows and a door, and I would take the little cardboard boxes you can buy jewelry in and make it into a bed, using a cotton ball for a pillow.
Am I the only one who did anything like this?
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