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Science Fiction Double Feature with callbacks

It’s that time of year again, and at midnight on Halloween you will find me at the theater watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show.  So this is the opening song from Rocky Horror, which you know if you are a freak like me.  I will put the callbacks, or what you yell at the screen, in bold.  If the words have a strikethrough, then you yell what is in bold over them. 

A long, long time ago in a galaxy far,far away God said let there be lips.  And they were red and they gave good head.


Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still
But he told us to fuck off where we stand on your knees
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Raines was the invisible man where? I don’t see him
Then something went wrong for when Fay Wray and fucked King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid sexual jam a sixty-nine
Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space on where? Janet’s face
And this is how the message ran:

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X sex sex sex will build a creature
See androids fighting and fucking and sucking on Brad and Janet
Ann Francis stars in what’s your favorite movie? Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, early morning double feature, rocky horror picture show.

I knew Leo G. Carroll was over  fucking a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills lick those lips
And I really got hot when I saw Janet's Scott twat
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills what the fuck’s a triffid?
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes shits
And passing them used lots of skills shitting skills
But when worlds collide,CLAP said George Pal to his bride
I’m gonna give  fuck you some terrible thrills, like an x-ray

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X sex sex sex will build a creature
See androids fighting and fucking and sucking on Brad and Janet
Ann Francis stars in what’s your favorite movie? Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh Janet’s a ho-o-o-o at the late night, early morning double feature, rocky horror picture show.
I wanna go, I wanna come oh-oh, to the late night early morning double feature rocky horror picture show.
By RKO, R-K-who? oh-oh, at the late  night early morning double feature rocky horror picture show.
In the back  row fuck the back row!  Fuck the front row! Orgy in the middle! at the late night early morning double feature rocky horror picture show.
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