Bullshit makes the flowers grow

all15minutefame:

courtkneeee:

pinkimartini:

courtkneeee:

kelciam:

Oh, hello.

Well THIS brings back a lot of memories…

Is this last summer?!!? ;)

Mmhmmm.

Is this guy still around, or has he been abducted/destroyed by hipsters?

hey my love, it’s been awhile! 

vaeltaa:

Eli being awesome drunk air guitaring

 i expect him to start belting out purple rain in this pic

dancinginaminefield:

The gif just had to be created~ Don’t lie. You were thinking of this too when you saw the photo. No wait, maybe that’s just me.

 this is fantastic

all15minutefame:

ohhsnapp1:

girljunk:

ohhsnapp1:

lovevigilante:

The article describes her as “looking cheerful”. That is not the look of cheerful, OR the heroin has mixed her facial descriptions.

HAY ELI! You’re looking disheveled and sexxified. I approve.

I also approve. But not of the person standing next to him. She looks twelve and the dress isn’t helping.

haha reminds me of that quote from Glee. Quinn’s talking about Rachel’s wardrobe choices and says something like, “How come she looks like a toddler and an old woman at the same time?”

I wish I could make this image smaller just for the sake of the re-reblog.

The tattoo on her leg really bothers me. It looks incomplete, and it’s not like she doesn’t have the time or the money to go get it finished, not to mention that it’s just sort of… bad. Is it just a regular horse or a unicorn? Because it just got 100x more mockable if it’s a unicorn.

 um, i’m sorry, but i’m having trouble just getting past his face.  i get as far as his titty, and it’s over.

and maybe she dressed all school girl bc he likes it.  i sure as hell would if he asked.

all15minutefame:

elirothisahunk:

loshizzatz:

lovevigilante:

vaeltaa:

hrhrhhhh

I bet he can think over easily over a thousand ways to mess you up with that thing.

i can easily think of a thousand ways too….. >:]

I’d let him mess me up.

 i’d take his toy away and do the messing up myself.  see how momma does it?

jewjewbees:

i. um…yeah.

 <3

babylonisburning:

ohsara:

(via estimatedwarbear)

I just.. really like this picture.

 Always reblog.

(via blissed)

reblogging bc it’s been a few days since I have

sofarweare:

bloodyblacklace:

Eli’s more than sexy, there’s no word for what this man does to me. Hope this pic haunts me in my dreams!! It’s 7 a.m. in Berlin, I have to go to sleep finally! Sweet Dreams everyone -KISS <3

I… This photo… Denim… I want him to look under the hood of my car.

fuckyeaheliroth:

Whoever took this picture is my new best friend.

 as i said

fuckyeaheliroth:

In this one, he’s explaining how rahdickalous the maintenance of the full body scruff is. They still aren’t listening though, I’m pretty sure the guy on the end wants to ask the full body scruff some questions.

 goddamn do you know how well I would fit on his lap?  there is enough room in that chair for one of my knees on each side of his ass.

howboutno:

inglouriousbitch:

crabcakes:

Director’s Beard, you were only here for a short time, but you were loved by many.

Never Forget.

P.S.: Please don’t leave us, crazy eyebrow.

i hope he brings the director’s beard back.

i miss it.

He said it was. And I said we would have a parade. Honestly, with it taking this long to find out if the beard is back, might turn into Mardi Gras when it does return.

 I don’t have anything to add, I just want to see the pretty picture again.