
gpoy
(Source: olderoticart)
JOHNNY, I MEAN IT. YOUR GRANDPARENTS AREN’T GOING TO BE AROUND FOREVER. JUST KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF THIS YEAR, OKAY? YOUR COUSIN ALREADY SAID SHE’S BRINGING HER CHAMELEON BOYFRIEND, AND IF THAT DOESN’T GIVE GRANDPA A HEART ATTACK YOUR LITTLE DIATRIBES AGAINST ORGANIZED RELIGION PROBABLY WILL.
CAN WE JUST MAKE IT THROUGH CHRISTMAS? PLEASE?