Bullshit makes the flowers grow

stfuconservatives:

timekiller-s:

liberalsarecool:

#truth

This is Beautiful (TM).

What was that sign about Fox News? “Rich people telling middle-class people to hate poor people”? Yyyup.

timekiller-s:

liberalsarecool:

#truth

This is Beautiful (TM).

What was that sign about Fox News? “Rich people telling middle-class people to hate poor people”? Yyyup.

2 months ago
Viastfuconservatives
3,749 notes
#truth

Michelle Obama: I think our schools should provide healther food or at least healthier alternatives for our children during lunch.
Republicans: WHAT THE FUCK? MICHELLE OBAMA IS TRYING TO CONTROL HOW OUR CHILDREN EAT? WHO IS SHE TO TELL US WHAT WE CAN AND CANNOT FEED OUR CHILDREN?!? WE DON'T WANT A GOVERNMENT THAT TRIES TO CONTROL US!
Barack Obama: I believe health care is a fundamental right. I want to reform the health care system and make it mandatory and/or possible for each American to have health insurance.
Republicans: WHAT THE FUCK? WHO DOES BARACK OBAMA THINK HE IS TRYING TO MAKE US GET HEALTH INSURANCE? WE DON'T WANT A GOVERNMENT THAT TRIES TO CONTROL ITS CITIZENS. SMALL GOVERNMENT FTW!
Pregnant woman: I'd like to have an abortion.
Working woman: I'd like for my job insurance to cover my contraception.
Gay couple: We'd like to get married.
Republicans: NO!!! FUCK NO!!! ARE YOU INSANE? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE AN ABORTION, YOU MURDERER, AND YOU'RE NOT ENTITLED TO CONTRACEPTION, YOU SLUT, AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED, YOU DEGENERATE HOMOSEXUALS. THE BIBLE STATES THAT WE ARE ALLOWED TO CONTROL EVERYONE ACCORDING TO OUR BELIEFS. WE ARE ALLOWED TO CONTROL THE CITIZENS AND INTERFERE IN THEIR PERSONAL LIVES!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

2 months ago
Viadoorhingeteeth
5,378 notes
#truth

(Source: luckyshirt)

4 months ago
Viaface-down-asgard-up
10,088 notes
#truth

slimed:

anything over $10 is expensive

4 months ago
Viahermione-ganja
1,120 notes
#truth

(Source: howardmooncolonexplorer)

5 months ago
Viahermione-ganja
1,403 notes
#truth

“Self-loathing is not a fucking character-builder. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t make you better. It’s just an ever-deepening, creepy-ass trap; a trap that is a huge moneymaker for corporations that do not have and never will have good intentions. You’re not disgusting. You’re not freakish. You’re not ugly. And you’re never going to be perfect. And holy shit, that is so okay.”

—	Jane, Casual Blasphemies (via bear-bones)(via thechocolatebrigade) (via theregoesmygun, lipsbetweenthehips) (via stuntman-mike) (via miss-sofia) (via uss-awesome) (via ssvaliant)

7 months ago
Viaedgarvaliant-deactivated2012030
6,318 notes
#truth

8 months ago
Viahermione-ganja
16,801 notes
#truth #books

howboutno:

I’d celebrate Ron Swanson week.

10 months ago
Viahowboutno
1,241 notes
#truth

but i can also be lovely

(Source: obscureclouds)

10 months ago
Vialottalace
249 notes
#truth

That awesome moment when you remember that beauty is relative and no thing is truly ugly and that human beings have value inherent to their existence, not dependent upon their relative attractiveness

11 months ago
Viaedgarvaliant-deactivated2012030
11 notes
#truth

(Source: girl-farts)

1 year ago
Viahermione-ganja
1,969 notes
#truth

blanche-devereaux:theblueprint:

(via)blanche-devereaux

#YES YOU DID DAVID. YOU TRIED TO FUCK HIM

(Source: yeezus-christ2)

1 year ago
Viahermione-ganja
#truth

“i can relate to what you’re sayin in your songs
so when i have a shitty day
i drift away and put ‘em on
cause i don’t really got shit else
so that shit helps when i’m depressed”

—

stan

1 year ago
#lyrics #relevant #truth #eminem

the-madame-hatter:

viviopsis:

comiques:

Spring

fucking spring

This was me this weekend.

ALL WEEK LONG

1 year ago
Viaface-down-asgard-up
12,845 notes
#truth

Bullshit makes the flowers grow

and that's beautiful.

That awesome moment when you remember that beauty is relative and no thing is truly ugly and that human beings have value inherent to their existence, not dependent upon their relative attractiveness